You know what the biggest drag is about the world supposedly ending tomorrow? We'll never know who won at Cannes. Well, there's that part about an eternity of earthly damnation, I suppose, but it can't be that different than some of what we saw befall culture in the last seven days. Let's revisit the good, bad and the ugly in Movieline's Week in Review, and drop in Saturday and (hopefully) Sunday for the soothing weekend strains of weekend editor Dixon Gaines. Have a good one!
· From Terrence Malick's latest to Palme d'Or front-runners, Stephanie Zacharek had Cannes covered airtight.
· Ed Helms got a head start on the Rapture by disappearing from his SNL hosting gig.
· Thanks to our illustrious (and apparently final) interviewees, including Woody Allen, Todd Haynes, Sam Claflin, Jeff Tremaine and Verge designee Christopher Wallace.
· Lars, Lars, Lars, Lars, Lars.
· Bridesmaids will likely go down as the last sleeper hit known to humankind.
· Brangelina, you evil, glamorous bastards, don't ever change.