There are a few unassailable essential guidelines to film: the villain is always bad, the girl is always pretty, and you should never EVER see the Muppets' feet when they walk. But in the new poster for Jason Segel's The Muppets we're treated to the unearthly spectacle of the Muppet gang perambulating on their own. Segel has sworn up and down his movie would have traditional, CGI-free puppetry, but this makes them look like they're hanging out with the crappy CGI singer from Jabba's palace. Click ahead to gawk at the horrific spectacle.
I had been looking forward to this new take on the Muppets, but let's hope Segel keeps their feet off the ground and back to where they belong--flopped casually over a brick wall. [Coming Soon]