10 Horrifying Images That Come to Mind When Looking at Green Lantern's Hector Hammond Poster
Alert: Peter Sarsgaard's visage on the new poster forThe Green Lantern is nothing short of hair-raising, or worse, hair-curling. As the dastardly Hector Hammond, Sarsgaard sports a wavy mane, deathly glare, and the kind of outstretched fingers that start the grimmest tickle fights of all. What terrifying images does the poster bring to mind for you? Here's our list of horrors.
1. Most unmasked Scooby Doo villains (prospectors excluded).
2. The hairline of a million unemployed uncles named Marty.
3. The most disturbing portrait of Vincent Price in history.
4. The baggy outerwear of Color Me Badd.
5. Gary Oldman's inner (and outer) sorcerer.
6. NASCAR fanatics.
7. Project Runway season two's second runner-up Santino Rice.
8. The inimitable grip of bowling great Parker Bohn III.
9. Bristol Palin's sharp new jaw.
10. 100% of white male Maury guests.
Contribute your demonic images below! Green Lantern arrives in theaters on June 17.
· Green Lantern' Movie Poster: Hector Hammond [Collider]
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The guy parked outside the school in the plain white van who has all the good candy and video games back at his house.
And magic tricks. (Shudder.)
The tricks are at the bike shop...
David Lochary, risen from the dead, and trying to materialize a bowel movement in his hand, which he'll then deliver to the letterbox of the Green Lantern.
11. Wow, Ron Jeremy has lost weight!
Not tricks, illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money.
Or cocaine!
I'm seeing The Emperor.
Looks like Gosling in Blue Valentine after the marriage continues to deteriorate further.
Or candy!
Too true. This means no Oscar nod!
Ron Jeremy.
In the back with banana splits and cartoon porn...
Peter Sarsgaard. I don't need him to remind me of other creepy things, he creeps me out all by himself.
He kinda does resemble ron jeremy, a skinnier version, with a little bit more height of course. But truly, there is a resemblance. lol
A Yanni concert that has turned even more evil.
B.J. Honeycutt came home from Korea, then quickly snapped and ate Peg's heart.
He looks like he's about to smash a watermellon with a hammer.
Your comment about Bristol Palin's new jaw is hilarious.