Cameron Diaz Signs on for What to Expect When You're Expecting

Questionable news from Hollywood today: It was announced that What to Expect When You're Expecting, the nonfiction pregnancy guide, will be a movie, and Cameron Diaz will be in it. I'm sorry. She seems like a nice girl (Maxim agrees), but I'm crestfallen that Shauna Cross, who wrote Whip It, is the screenwriter. From derby girl to dirty diapers, y'all. [Deadline]