So you might have heard about a certain couple getting married tomorrow in London. And while we all wish only the best to Prince William and Kate Middleton, let's face it: Few things right now are more egregiously overblown than the world event this royal wedding has become. How to best observe the occasion while counteracting the hype? Let us count the ways -- moviewise, anyway:
1. The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex
2. The Private Life of Henry VIII
3. Henry VIII and His Six Wives
4. The Other Boleyn Girl
5. The Queen
6. The Duchess
7. The King and I
8. Anna and the King of Siam
9. The King's Speech
10. Hamlet (1948)
11. Three Kings
12. Street Kings
13. King of New York
14. Prince of the City
15. Prince of Broadway
16. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
17. The Prince and Me
18. The Prince and the Pauper
19. The Prince and the Showgirl
20. The Princes in the Tower
21. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
22. The Princess Diaries
23. The Princess Bride
24. The Princess and the Frog
25. Princess Mononoke
26. The Scarlet Empress
27. King Lear (1971)
28. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
29. Coming to America
30. 300
31. Cleopatra
32. Elizabeth
33. Elizabeth: The Golden Age
34. Young Bess
35. Queen Christina
36. Queen Margot
37. Mary, Queen of Scots
38. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
39. Queen of the Damned
40. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
41. Lady Jane
42. Mrs. Brown
43. Orlando
44. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
45. Hamlet (1990)
46. A Man For All Seasons
47. The Man in the Iron Mask
48. Camelot
49. Excalibur
50 The Sword in the Stone
51. King Arthur
52. King Kong
53. The Lion in Winter
54. Hamlet (1996)
55. Richard III
56. Tower of London
57. The Royal Tenenbaums
58. Your Highness
59. Shrek
60. Shrek 2
61. Shrek the Third
62. Shrek Forever After
63. King Lear (1987)
64. The King of Comedy
65. The Lion King
66. All the King's Men
67. The Madness of King George
68. The Last King of Scotland
69. Don King: Only in America
70. Enchanted
71. The Young Victoria
72. The Virgin Queen
73. The Viking Queen
74. Hamlet (2000)
75. Marie Antoinette
76. Purple Rain
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