Neve Campbell is as Injury-Prone as Sidney Prescott

I've got major Scream 4 ghostface fever, so I'm treating you to wonderfully senseless non-news about Neve Campbell. Hooray! Turns out the 37-year-old actress has a list of injuries as awful as her Scream character's, and a dead-eyed boyfriend didn't even have to chase her upstairs first. Take a gander at Neve Campbell's spellbinding scroll of abrasions after the jump.

Campbell told Britain's Live magazine about her body woes, and the phrasing is worthy of an Emma Lazarus poem.

"I've had bunions, broken toes and fallen arches. I've suffered from tendonitis in my Achilles. I've had torn ligaments, snapping-hip syndrome, runner's knee, pulled calves, sprained ankles, sprained wrists, pulled hamstrings and been treated for shin splints. I've had sciatic problems in my back and arthritis in my neck. And while in training for the latest Scream movie my metatarsal (foot bone) collapsed. I was committed to three months of action and fight sequences so I had to ignore medical advice, with the result that I now need regular therapy. I suppose you could safely say that I'm accident-prone."

Ah, I have snapping-hip syndrome too. When I dance. Ping-ping! Seriously, this sounds like a list of ailments suffered by a victimized protagonist in Scary Movie. Careful when you throw vases at killers, all! Your ligaments will suffer!

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