There are no words. Unless, that is, you count the words to the theme song for Snot Bubble Boy, a short animated film that premiered last week at the Phoenix Film Festival before bursting on the scene at this week's Florida Film Festival. Two things: 1) You will have this jingle stuck in your head for hours to come, and 2) the campaign to qualify this for consideration, nomination and live-TV mention on Oscar night starts right... now.