While promoting Super this week, Rainn Wilson jokingly pitched an interviewer a remake of one of your favorite Kevin Costner films of 1992, and honestly, it sounds pretty great. "In my low-rent version of The Bodyguard," Wilson told Black Book, "Ellen Page is the lead singer of a punk band, let's say Sleater-Kinney, and I'm the doorman at a place like... Spaceland. [...] I realize that some jilted ex-lover of hers is planning to take her out, but I don't have a gun or a walkie-talkie in my earbud. I'd defend her honor, we'd fall in love, and then we'd make love all night, surround by coyotes, up by the Silver Lake Reservoir tower." Now will someone at least fund that web series? OK, thanks. [Black Book Magazine]
