Robert Pattinson is on the cover of this month's Italian Vanity Fair discussing important things (being true to your girl) and silly things (Water for Elephants). "Life is not black and white ... [but] there is one thing I never understood: why people cheat," he said. "...My parents met when my mom was 17 and my father 25, they are still together and seem very happy. I grew up believing that you can be together all of your life." Sounds like he's going to cheat on somebody in about ten minutes. I sympathize: Christoph Waltz's ringmaster outfit makes me think of naughty things, too. [PopEater]
