One would think that after the imaginative B-movie glory of Sharktopus, Roger Corman would find a way to go even more insane and spectacular for the follow up. But instead, we've got the trailer for Dinoshark, a giant, prehistoric fish that frankly, just isn't as cool as a shark with tentacles. It's great that it can eat boats and everything, and the movie may be fun, but I guess I was just expecting more from Corman. But hey, at least the legendary producer himself plays a Dinoshark expert, right?
Since there's not much else to say here, I now offer you a comprehensive list of everything Dinoshark eats in this trailer:
· A scubadiver
· A sailboat
· The camera
· A girl in a swimming cap
· A girl in a bikini
· An unlucky para-sailor
· An unlucky surfer
Verdict: Sold, but only so I'm all caught up on the plot when Dinoshark vs. Sharktopus comes out.