It's Madam Gorski herself, Carla Gugino! At age 17, she guested on the show that would become Saved by the Bell (Good Morning, Miss Bliss), and wore a sweater/turtleneck set so foldy that it warmed the whole '80s. Please enjoy her appearance here, as well as Hayley Mills' opening narration that must have been written by Thornton Wilder ("There's nothing quite like the first day of school! Fresh faces, new clothes, and summah memahreez.") Is that Hayley Mills? Or is it Cate Blanchett as Katharine Hepburn as Hayley Mills -- as Cate Blanchett again? Either way, Gugino appears at the 3:00 mark and shows up Zack's lies in no time.
ยท Carla Gugino on 'Good Morning Miss Bliss' [Moviefone]