· Ever since Arnold Schwarzenegger teased his return to acting, there has been much speculation and wishful thinking about which project he will choose for his comeback. Now, Tom Arnold has finally chimed in, and (surprise!) he's got his money on True Lies 2! According to Arnold, both he and Schwharzenegger have read the script by James Cameron and both of them are excited. Place your bets now on whether this is happening or if Arnold is just making a bid to become the new Dan Aykroyd. [Movieweb]
· Hereafter isn't the only film getting pulled because of the crises in Japan. Distributors are now pushing back the release of Sanctum because they are worried that audiences may not respond well to scenes of a cyclone hitting an island and water rushing through the cave. Presumably, once things have blown over, they'll go back to worrying about audiences' reactions to the plot, dialogue, characters, 3-D effects, etc. [Variety]
· Novelist Michael Chabon (Wonder Boys, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay) may get hired to work on the script for John Favreau's upcoming Night at the Museum rip-off Magic Kingdom. Clearly, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author's entire career has been building up to to this chance to doctor a script about a Disney theme park coming to life. [The Hollywood Reporter]
· Julianne Moore is joining Jeff Bridges in the adaptation of the first book in the young adult series, The Last Apprentice. The film, formerly known as The Spook's Apprentice, is now titled The Seventh Son. Moore will apparently play "the most sinister of the witches who uses blood magic." I have no idea what that means, but watching Moore play an evil witch sure sounds like fun. [Bloody Disgusting]
· Judd Apatow has signed on to produce a new comedy project called Do Gooders, which was pitched by King of the Hill writers Alex Gregory and Peter Huyck. This one will explore the wacky world of celebrities dedicating their time to charity work. Apatow will be producing, but not directing. [The Hollywood Reporter]
· Fun fact of the day: Russell Brand is really into Transcendental Meditation. For whatever reason, this news called for an entire New York Times feature that plays like a greatest hits compilation of quotes from David Lynch about the practice. [NY Times]
· In case you didn't spend your whole weekend on Twitter, here's a recap of the huge debate now raging about whether the British SXSW Alien Invasion film Attack the Block would have a better shot at distribution if it added subtitles for the thick British accents. [Badass Digest]