This week was the most difficult Saturday Night Live relevancy poll of the season to tabulate. No one cast member dominated the airtime, and with few exceptions, the cast was spread pretty thin throughout the evening. Put it this way: At one point I was thinking, Wow, Abby Elliott is getting a lot of play this week; it sure will be nice to see her finally near the top of the poll. But that faded as it became clear that pretty much everyone got a significant amount of play this week.
But first! Before we get to the poll, let's add an epilogue to yesterday's Scorecard. Late yesterday, footage of Zach Galifianakis getting his head shaved -- the aftermath of which we saw during the good nights -- for a non-existent "Mr. T" sketch hit Hulu. While he gets his head shaved, Galifianakis drones on about how he just loves Mr. T sketches -- whatever those are. My question: Why didn't this air during the live show? The guy got his hair cut like Mr. T... right there, while a live show was in progress! Really? This couldn't have been aired? Aside from the monologue, this just may have been the funniest thing to happen during the show. Alas, nobody saw it.
Big night for Kenan. Led off the cold open, was a main component of "Comedy Tour," scored one of his "Scared Straight" sketches and showed up as Whoopi on "The Talk."
Quietly, a very good night for Kristen Wiig. She was everywhere, but did so without the use of her recurring characters. Solid job as Julie Taymor, Julie Chen and as moms in the "Noodles" and "Corn Syrup" sketches. Best moment of the night for Wiig was as Melissa Leo still delivering her acceptance speech.
Another quiet(er) week for Hader that what we've been used to this season. Then again, it's still Bill Hader -- which means he was everwhere: Charlie Sheen, Steven Tyler, "Teenager not being scared straight," and a bit part in "Titanic" and "Celebrity Scoop."
Comparatively speaking, this might have been the best night of the year for Elliott. True, she flubbed her lines as Leah Remini -- but she still did a great Remini! If, you know, that's a thing people judge? Anyway, in addition to "The Talk," Elliott had Fur Coat Rhonda, plays one of the kids in "Noodles" and has a bit role in "Titanic."
Brittain didn't have a whole lot to do this week, but, the one thing he did was fairly glorious in the form of Goran "Funky Boy" Bogdan in "Comedy Tour."
For most of the evening Bayer was regulated to a brief part as the "news flash" comic in the "Comedy Tour" sketch and a second fiddle role in "Titanic." Her role of substance was as Sara Gilbert in "The Talk."
Oh, Jay Pharoah... On a week everyone was getting into the action, his only appearance was as Dr. Velociraptor in "Comedy Tour."
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