Poster time! Here's the newest glimpse into Pirates of the Caribbean: Jivesteppin' the Plank, or whatever. We have Captain Jack Sparrow gazing into the CGI sky while Washington crosses the Delaware on a fiery disco yacht in back. What could he possibly be pondering? Movieline has some ideas.
No doubt he's thinking about unanswerable things. Some I thought of:
· "Am I Billy Ocean yet?"
· "If I snicker and vamp for 150 minutes and it only brings in $300 million, did it really happen?"
· "Has anyone heard good things about Jungle Cruise?"
· "Poor Julie Taymor."
· "Whatever. This will still be better than Chocolat."
Any other ideas? Leave 'em in the comments.
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