With the release of Jane Eyre on Friday, the world will be reminded yet again that Michael Fassbender is on the cusp of becoming a superstar -- that is if his floating head crotch shot in the X-Men: First Class posters didn't remind you already. If life on the A-list does await him, Fassbender seems well prepared -- especially in the self-deprecation department. Speaking with Salon, Fassbender described his role as a villain in Jonah Hex as "the Lucky Charms leprechaun mixed with Frank Gorshin's Riddler." Not that he actually knows what the final product looked like. "Pretty awful, was it? I haven't seen it myself." [Salon]