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'Violent Torpedoes of Truth': Second Episode of Charlie Sheen's Web Show Gets Ugly

"People die, dogs die. What are you going to do? Bring them back? You're not me." And so the sad case of diminishing returns known as Charlie Sheen finally reached a nadir during the second episode of Sheen's-Korner (anyone want to explain the dash?), when the former Two and a Half Men star revealed his outrageous God complex following the death of his dog Betty. Even Malice-era Aaron Sorkin would have a hard time writing the 'torpedoes of truth' that Sheen fired off like a manic Col. Kurtz during his latest web-based shot at infamy.

Using an iPhone -- Apple must love this free publicity -- Sheen filmed a conversation with his "Tweet Master" Bob Maron, where the two men discussed -- among other things -- the disastrous first episode of Sheen's-Korner, and whether or not the "host" should appear more two-sided to his fans.

"There's one side to me and it's me," Sheen said in the rant-y fashion that has become his trademark. "Two sides to me is a f*cking lie, cause all I'm gonna give them is the f*cking truth, and I'm gonna deliver it in a way that's violent and focused and not like they're used to. Ever. 'Cause they're high on vaccines and McDonald's and Us Weekly and TMZ and every other shitty brand of food that they consume."

Bashing TMZ wasn't the only time Sheen threw a previous ally under the bus. In the beginning of the video, he also had harsh words for Howard Stern and the format of radio show.

"Howard Stern [hosts a show with multiple people contributing on air]. It's lame, it's retarded, it's transparent, it's the f*cking work of trolls. Why not just leave that to a man who only wants to talk about anal and stupidity?"

Judging from this latest video, the only thing Sheen wants to talk about is his contempt for the audience. "I'm gonna write my sermons, I'm gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes and people are gonna f*cking take it or leave it -- we know they're gonna take it, 'cause they can't process it so they must condemn it," Sheen said, Gabbo-style. "And if they can't condemn it, they'll f*cking like, turn me into a god, and worship it, and then realize that I'm behind them cutting their throats, and their children's..." The video cuts there, in a choppy edit. Stay classy disgusting, Charlie.

Somewhere, Sean Penn must be really excited he invited a humanitarian like Sheen to Haiti.

Watch the full, NSFW second episode of Sheen's-Korner below.

[via UStream]