And that's when Charlie Sheen officially morphed into a sweaty and twitchy edition of The Onion. Speaking with Access Hollywood host Billy Bush, the future radio station said that he plans on heading to Haiti (!) with Sean Penn (!!) to do humanitarian work. "I'm excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting," said Sheen in the most flagrant example yet of his addiction to mixed metaphors. What else is happening in Sheenworld?
Oh, not a whole lot -- just this video that he filmed for NBC news which will air on Dateline NBC on Friday evening. Anyone surprised that Ma-Sheen works out to Eminem, or that he has a Kenny Lofton Indians jersey hanging in his kitchen? Me neither.
No truth to the rumor that NBC will soon hire Sheen as news director.
· Charlie Sheen Home Video Reveals 'Shrine' to Son Bob [People]
· Charlie Sheen Headed to Haiti With Sean Penn [NYP]
