It was a week of tiger blood, Adonis DNA, vice-choosing and winning. And that was just the Oscars. The rest was a blur I doubt we'll ever have a full grasp on, but we can start with the clues assembled in Movieline's Week in Review, followed of course by further investigation this weekend by ace Det. Dixon Gaines. Have a good one!
· Charlie Sheen won all over our faces.
· The Oscars happened! Livetweeted and everything!
· And then there was the aftermath. Hurricanes have gone better.
· Of all the sad losses, few were sadder than host James Franco.
· And just in case, don't forget the Spirit Awards, the Razzies, and the week's ever-essential Bad Movie We Love.
· Which of this season's Dancing With the Stars contestants should host the 2012 Oscars? Oh, wait.
· Thanks to this week's illustrious interviewees, including Topher Grace, William Fichtner, Teresa Palmer, Stevan Mena, Oscar short-maker Troy Miller and Verge designee Nico Tortorella
· Also: Charlie Sheen made it to 1.6 million Twitter followers faster than Will Smith shot a frame of film on Hancock 2 -- or the rest of his movies in development, for that matter.
· Hollywood couldn't give us a Josh Brolin/Javier Bardem kiss, but zombies and robots and aliens? That's fine.