· If you aren't excited about the prospect of seeing Cars 2 this summer, there is some hope: Hawaiian Vacation, the short running before the film, will continue the adventures of Woody, Buzz, Ken and Barbie in all their post-Toy Story 3 glory. Which means you'll probably cry. Click ahead to watch the first clip from the animated short, then stick around for more Buzz Break.
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· Here's that Charlie Sheen glossary you've been waiting for. Winning. [Vulture]
· Because you all should have known: Shia LaBeouf is rumored to be on the list of candidates to replace Matt Damon as Jason Bourne. [JoBlo]
· It looks like Community is getting a porn parody, which begs the question: Why hasn't Dan Harmon spoofed porn parodies on his own show? [SplitSider]
· Tina Fey's speech honoring Alec Baldwin at the Museum of Moving Image in Astoria, NY on Monday night is a must read. Two and a Half Men references! [Vulture]
· Here are ten Christina Aguilera song puns in the wake of her arrest for public drunkenness. "Genie in a Tequila Bottle" is not bad. Not bad at all. [NYP/PopWrap]