· As we -- and every other person on the Internet -- alerted you to earlier, Charlie Sheen joined Twitter on Tuesday, shocking no one. His first order of business on the tweet machine: posting a picture of his favorite indulgence. It's not a hogshead of black-tar heroin, but the picture is still unnerving. [Twitpic]
· Here's a reunion I can live with: Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze! [Deadline]
· Look, James Franco wasn't stoned during the Oscars. He just has a chronic caring deficiency. [E! Online]
· Sean Penn and Scarlett Johannson are dining together and playing footsie. Fast Times in Third Grade! [TMZ]
· Willow Smith performed her new single on Oprah. I like to imagine Will Smith scolding Willow, "Don't be an underachiever like her." [Vulture]