George Clooney Has 'F*cked Too Many Chicks' To Run For Office

george_clooney_225.jpgYou may have wondered why handsome leading man/director/humanitarian George Clooney has not yet committed to running for office. After all, he is one of the most politically outspoken celebrities in Hollywood, and he even helped his father run for Congress back in 2004. The reason behind Clooney's lack of political ambition is quite simple though -- as he recently told Newsweek, he just "f*cked too many chicks." Read on for the Oscar winner's full explanation.

"I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know," Clooney told Newsweek. "I f*cked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth." If he did run though, he'd be upfront about his past experiments. "[I'd] start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan: 'I drank the bong water.'"

I mean, we've heard worse?

· George Clooney: A 21st-Century Statesman [Newsweek via Us]



Comments

  • NP says:

    Considering THC isn't water soluble, wouldn't admitting to drinking bong water only prove he's an idiot?

  • CiscoMan says:

    George "I drank the bong water" Clooney vs. Charles "Double down" Barkley. Go...

  • The Winchester says:

    There... Goes... My... HE-RO!!!!
    Watch him as he drinks!

  • Old No.7 says:

    Didn't seem to be a showstopper for Clinton.

  • Brian says:

    I have a feeling that Clooney indulged a bit more than Clinton, and with much better looking women. To me that's a positive. I'd vote for a guy who nailed lots of gorgeous women before I'd vote for a guy who did Paula Jones.
    Clooney is right, after a certain point you just have too many skeletons to be a viable candidate. On the other hand, if he married a church going woman, had the obligatory three kids, and got a golden retriever named Skipper, Middle America would probably forgive his past actions, especially if he "found" Jesus. I don't think Clooney has any interest in that kind of a life though, which is one reason I like him.