'90s television stars: They're all about the meta! Following in the footsteps of Neil Patrick Harris (who played "Neil Patrick Harris" in the Harold and Kumar franchise) and Matt LeBlanc (who is currently playing "Matt LeBlanc" on the Showtime series Episodes), James Van Der Beek will play "himself" in the ABC pilot Don't Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23. (Expect that hilarious title to change.) The show is about a June, Midwestern girl who moves to New York to live with Chloe, a wild party girl. Van Der Beek will play Chloe's best friend, and likely make James Van Der Meme-like jokes about his Dawson's Creek past. [TVLine]