Prince William and Kate Middleton Will Get Married in Two Dimensions

Sad news for fans of over-hype: The royal family will not allow Rupert Murdoch to broadcast the already over-hyped wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton in 3-D, despite the fact that the Murdoch-owned Sky News has the ability to do so. "I'm afraid I have to say that we have decided not to progress with 3-D coverage of the service on this occasion," said Prince Charles' press secretary in a statement. (Any chance her name is Moneypenny?) Fingers crossed for a crappy post-conversion 3-D DVD release spearheaded by M. Night Shyamalan. [NYO]