· 2011: The Year of Snow White? Apparently so! In addition to Snow White and the Huntsman (which Deadline reports is closing in on Kristen Stewart and Viggo Mortensen for lead roles), director Tarsem is planning The Brothers Grimm: Snow White, and he's talking with Julia Roberts about playing the Evil Queen. The director was interested in Roberts last year for the role, but now it appears that feeling is mutual. Which of these will be Deep Impact to the other one's Armageddon? Stay tuned... [Vulture, Deadline]
· There is so much news about Charlie Sheen in the world that it's actually hard to keep up. Just hold on tight, and try your best: Late Wednesday, Sheen released a statement that included two instances of the phrase "thank-you". OK-then. [Deadline]
· Right before that, he sent some text messages to E!: "Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive. You're all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong. BTW, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bullsh-t....?" Someone is keeping up with their Google Reader! [E!]
· Now comes word that Sheen will be back on the set of Two and a Half Men by the end of the month. [THR]
· And you probably don't need to know about his sex tape and his Charlie's Devils" idea, but here you go. [RadarOnline.com]
· Slow clap for the 24 Frames headline about the planned remake of Pet Sematary: "Pet Sematary looks to rise again." [LAT/24 Frames]
· Don't have time to DVR The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, but also don't feel like navigating the awful Comedy Central website? Good news: Both shows have returned to Hulu. [Deadline]
· Kevin MacDonald (State of Play) will direct a Bob Marley documentary with input from Marley's family [THR]
· Accio, outstanding! The Harry Potter films will receive an honor at the BAFTAs this month. [THR]
· And because you need this, here's a picture of Tom Hanks as an animal. [Badass Digest]
