4. The Nic Cage Threat Level
Last night, Conan suggested that after the retirement of the Color Coded Threat Level, we entrust Nicolas Cage with our nation's safety.
3. Helena Bonham Carter's Oscar Theory
The King's Speech actress told Jay Leno that she has no problem losing at this year's Academy Awards, before attempting to explain her fashion sense.
2. Matthew Perry's Course on Colonics
The Mr. Sunshine star explained his recent one-man colonic to David Letterman. Because why not.
1. The Truth About Jennifer Aniston
After walking in on the actress half naked, Conan cleared up a few rumors with Jennifer Aniston and offered her a job maintaining his beard 24/7.