Charlie Sheen Has 'So Much Porn' and 6 Other Stories You'll Be Talking About Today

Also in this Friday edition of The Broadsheet: Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter finds a vampire hunter... a familiar face will return for the next James Bond... Ricky Gervais appeared on The Office, and there's video... ... and more ahead.

· Because it's Friday, let's keep this brief. TMZ spoke with porn star Kacey Jordan about the bender Charlie Sheen went on in the lead-up to his hospitalization. There's cocaine involved, Kettle One and porn. "So much porn," as Kacey slurs. Click through to watch. [TMZ]

· Speaking of Sheen, before calling 911, someone at the Two and a Half Men star's house rang up his neighbors -- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Adrienne Maloof-Nassif and Dr. Paul Nassif. "We did receive a call from Charlie's house this morning, asking for medical assistance and advice and immediately insisted the caller dial 911," the couple told People. "Dr. Nassif also immediately called 911." Hollyweird, amirite? [THR]

· Fox has found their Abe Lincoln. Benjamin Walker, last seen in Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, will topline Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter for Timur Bekmambetov. [THR/Heat Vision]

· Mia Wasikowska has joined Carey Mulligan in the thriller Stoker. Why should you care? The film is set to be directed by Chan-wook Park (Oldboy) from a script by Wentworth Miller, who told Movieline that Stoker draws inspiration from Shadow of a Doubt. Yes, please. [Deadline]

· And that's when Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus moved closer to the big screen. [Deadline]

· Judi Dench will return for the next James Bond film, says Judi Dench. You can exhale now. [Coming Soon]

· Finally, Ricky Gervais appeared on The Office last night, and it was pretty hilarious. If you haven't seen it, just watch below.



Comments

  • G says:

    I'm disappointed that we won't be seeing Henry Pollard--I mean Adam Scott-- as Abraham Lincoln.

  • The Winchester says:

    Say what you will about Mr. Sheen's extracurricular activities. they're far more entertaining than that Wall Street movie I had to sit through last fall.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    Re.dun.dant- Adjective: Inviting a Porn Star over to watch porn. See also: "Damn Fool" and "Freaking Idiot"