Here we go! Wracked with controversy, boasting suspect taste and dazzling us all with its ritual drunken pulchritude, the 2011 Golden Globe Awards will recognize the best of film and television as perceived by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. The betting sheets are in, and all that's left is the winning. And the livetweeting from Movieline HQ, of course.
Join your friendly, slightly buzzed and ever-adoring editors as we tumble through the Globes looking glass, 140 characters at a time. We are all in this together. The fun starts here at 8 p.m. ET/5 p.m. PT!