Please Help Find Tom Hanks's Rapping Son Chet a Better MC Name
Tom Hanks's son Chet, a proud Northwestern University student (just like Mamie Gummer!), is an even prouder rapper. The undergrad's Facebook bio claims "his nights consist of absolutely murdering tracks, and living what he is really spitting," and I cannot call shenanigans there. I do, however, protest the MC name "Chet Haze." Listen to his rhymes and help offer new names after the jump.
And now, we need your suggestions for a new handle. You may not use:
· Box o' White Chocolate [First single: "(You Never Know) Whatcha Gon Get"]
· Joe Volcano
· Hooch Turner
· Cryin' in Baseball
· Poisoned Waterhole
· Hanx
· Wilson
Help us, please.
Tom Hanks's Son is a Frat Boy Rapper [Gawker]
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How about "Overprivileged C"?
Bosom Buddy
DJ Trustafarian
MC Hellz No!
DJ Keggy
Fratboy Slim
Chanksy
Shaka Zulu
Man, this dude is really bad, and not in a good way. Why is it that the sons and daughters of "hollywood" elitist celebrities seem to think they have some artistic calling that warrants their lame or no talent being dumped on the rest of the population. Please go get a real job, shoveling s**t or something, rap is not happening for you, sounds like Brittany.