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The 9 Saddest Faces in the New Priest Trailer

Aside from the hinky CGI, the hushed, pretentious tones, and the general unscariness of everything onscreen, the most troubling part of the new trailer for the ninja-faith-warriors-meet-vampires thriller Priest is how sad everyone is. They're really sad! Let's have a look at Paul Bettany, Karl Urban, Christopher Plummer and the rest of this dour, serious bunch. Cheer up, gang! There are paychecks waiting for you!

I won't even bother with a Two-Minute Verdict for this one; I suppose someone will see Priest despite the crap on display here. But fair warning: You'll be saaaaad.

And... the trailer itself: