Aside from the hinky CGI, the hushed, pretentious tones, and the general unscariness of everything onscreen, the most troubling part of the new trailer for the ninja-faith-warriors-meet-vampires thriller Priest is how sad everyone is. They're really sad! Let's have a look at Paul Bettany, Karl Urban, Christopher Plummer and the rest of this dour, serious bunch. Cheer up, gang! There are paychecks waiting for you!
I won't even bother with a Two-Minute Verdict for this one; I suppose someone will see Priest despite the crap on display here. But fair warning: You'll be saaaaad.
And... the trailer itself: