15 Suggested Titles for the Next James Bond Movie
It looks like James Bond will return after all! At least until the next delay. Assuming, though, that MGM can be taken at its word -- and assuming we're all still around and not sucked into the vortex of an apocalypse in 22 months -- 007 will arrive at theaters on Nov. 9, 2012 with Daniel Craig reprising his role as James Bond for director Sam Mendes. Hooray! The currently untitled film is going by BOND 23, which would be fine if this were a trendy bar and not a movie franchise. Ahead, Movieline offers some foolproof title suggestions.
The Bond Ultimatum
The Floccinaucinihilipilification of Brevity
James Bond: Ghost Protocol
Bankrupussy
The Hobbit
This One Isn't Written By Paul Haggis
Always Say Never Again
Bond 23-D (in IMAX)
Tomorrow Never Opens
James Bond Rises
Ridley Scott Was Unavailable
The Child Support is Not Enough
The Girl with the SPECTRE Tattoo
Developments Are Forever
You know the drill: Leave your own titles in the comments below!
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The Brosnan Schadenfreude
Shaken, not Stirred: Earth 2012
The Human Centipede Who Loved Me
Loud Noises.
Chapter 11 Another Day
Zooeyglass, I almost choked on my tea with laughter. You rock.
Bond(old)-age
License to Shill
Daniel Craig: YUM.
Live And Let Lie
Dr. Lovefinger
Rhinestone Finger
Dr. Meh
Rubies are Forever.
The Man with the Silver Shotgun.
Live Another Day.
Dr. Yes.
Yesterday's Tomorrows Die Again Forever
James Bond & The West Hollywood Cowboy
You want a blockbuster? Then you have to go with:
James Bond: The Naked Spy Who Loved Me. Naked.
James bond is decade old topic..
say something new.....
Awesome! My favorite ''The Child Support is Not Enough'' 😀 😀 😀
haha.....tommorow never opens!!
but i personally think that james bond movies have lost it charm!!
the one with pierce brosnan were really something!!
The Next 007 James Bond Should Be Called....PERMISSION TO DIE.....With 007 James Bond On A Mission To Not Only Save The Secret Service From A Former Bond Delivering Information To The Russians But Also From Them Trying To Hijack A Nuclear Submarine. The Villain Should Be Played By Former 007 (Sean Connery) After All He Was The First Bond And Should Be Given A Chance To Show His Bad Side.
Jon Hamm has the Bond look!!
Licence to drill, Iraq is not enough
Timeless, Love Detective, Tomorrow is Yesterday, Killer in Las Vegas, Strange Explosion, Running Love