Who is This 'Mark Whalberg,' and Why Is He Trending on Twitter?

I know we're all quick to judge these days, but come on: Who hasn't gravely misspelled an A-list movie star and eventual Oscar nominee's name in the process of tweeting about his rumored third nipple?

This typo imbroglio doesn't deserve much more time than I've already given it, so here you go. At least they got Jar Jar Binks's name right. Little things!