4. "I Will Attack You Like a Squirrel Monkey"
Last night, Snooki explained what she meant exactly by that Jersey Shore threat while on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
3. Stephen Colbert Hearts Censorship
After landing the best line of the night regarding Huckleberry Finn ("My favorite character was Jim. He was so great, I wanted one of my own."), the Colbert Report host protested that NewSouth Books is not going far enough by censoring Mark Twain's masterpiece.
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2. Robbing Caddyshack
Jon Stewart had a complaint about the raunchy video made by the naval aircraft carrier who subsequently lost his job: it rips off Caddyshack.
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1. Let Paul Shaffer Explain the iPad For You
David Letterman had one very practical concern about his iPad ("or Kindle, whatever you call it"), which Paul Shaffer gladly fielded for him on last night's Late Show.