· It's probably a little too facile (if true) to say Hollywood's choking the life -- and the money -- out of the 3-D exhibition fad. But when you see the phenomenon demonstrated like it is in the video after the jump, with 37 movies' worth of 3-D market clamor flung forth ad absurdum, watching a golden goose die a slow, suffocating death has rarely seemed funnier. [via /film]
· Yowza! Alyssa Milano and Jenifer Love Hewitt were photographed in a hot, costumed holiday embrace! Does it get any better than this? (Hint: Probably.) [Hollywood Tuna]
· Louis would probably want you to know right about now that Alanis Morissette gave birth to a son -- Ever Imre Morissette-Treadway -- on Christmas day. And he spent his life happily Ever after, har har, kill me, why am I even bothering. [AP]
· Speaking of which, this just in: Insecure people are better at dating. Hell, yes! Guess who's going daaaaating? Right after this bottle of wine, but still. [NYM]
· Actual headline: "Hugh Jackman Gets Hit In Crotch By Elizabeth Hurley's Alleged Lover." It's not as sordid as it sounds, alas. [Yahoo!]