· Friends and associates of slain publicist Ronni Chasen have expressed doubt that her murder case is satisfactorily solved. "It's ridiculous, just ridiculous. It doesn't add up and I haven't talked to anyone who thinks it does," said one, rejecting the Beverly Hills police contention that Chasen was the victim of a random robbery gone horribly wrong. The police stand by their determination, reiterating the ballistics match between Harold Smith's gun -- with which he committed suicide -- and the weapon used to kill Chasen. "I think the media doesn't want this so-called murder mystery to end this way," said a cop. Always our fault! Anyway, this happened. [LAT]
· Shameless Cee Lo sanitizer and Jay-Z ring-toner Gwyneth Paltrow has confirmed she will return to Glee as substitute teacher Holly Holiday. [Access Hollywood]
· Speaking of whom, Lindsay Lohan was reportedly "devastated" by Paltrow's crack in her first episode that "Lindsay Lohan is crazy, right? [...] How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?" Coincidentally, according to her mother, Lohan was watching from the Betty Ford Clinic. File under: You can't make this crap up. [Radar]
· I can't lie: Dan Aykroyd's enthusiasm almost makes me want to contemplate the outside possibility of enduring Yogi Bear. [AP]
· Sarah Palin's Haiti. Now there's a show I'd watch. [Time via Yahoo!]
· The artist's biographer offers an interesting first impression of those mystery Picassos that turned up at a French electrician's house. [VF]
· What's shakin' in North Korea? Oh, nothing, just trying to figure out if this strange painting at the Rajin Art Gallery is of Eternal President Kim Il-sung as a young man or his grandson -- and future DPRK kingpin -- Kim Jong-un in his European days. Anyone? [38 North]