Oprah Winfrey Is God, Confirms Heavenly OWN Promo

When Joel McHale visited Conan Wednesday night, he joked that Oprah Winfrey had the power to raise the dead. And after watching the Oprah Winfrey Network's first promo -- in which the she-deity herself announces her new cable channel from the clouds while looking down on lowly mortals -- Movieline is almost convinced that she can perform the same miracles as God himself.

...Except for the miracle of digitally inserting realistic-looking balloons into her promo, which premieres in movie theaters (sorry!) today.