4. Conan's Monologue...With Slash!
When jokes fell flat during last night's monologue ("An outdoor apparel company has introduced stiletto heels that can be worn while hiking // Yeah, they say the stilettos can make the climb up Mount Skankmore that much easier"), Conan began an impromptu interview with the Guns N' Roses guitarist, who was standing by with the band.
3. "For the Price of Just Two D-Cups of Coffee..."
"Yesterday's sexy car washer could be tomorrow's brain surgeon," pleaded Daily Show senior women's interest correspondent Kristen Schaal during her Save the Playboy Mansion Telethon last night. This is riotous.
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2. Chelsea and Jay Battle: Part XIV
Per their longstanding tradition, Chelsea Handler and Jay Leno reunited once again on The Tonight Show for a few segments of angry -- and at times uncomfortable -- roasting. Handler took aim at The Tonight Show host for his big dumb head, his big dumb chin and his unfunny jokes; Leno railed the E! comedienne for her track record with rappers. When that didn't work, he directed producers to zoom in on an unflattering bikini photo of her. Try the veal?
1. "Daddy's Crying Time"
Stephen Colbert honored Days of Our Lives' dedication to outlandish product placement last night with special help from Colbert's Strangers with Candy co-star Paul Dinello.
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
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