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Gift Guide: Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like a Human Centipede Poster

From Movieline's 2010 Gift Guide

Every year the holidays introduce some new must-have toy to the zeitgeist. Meanwhile the film industry annually unveils some indelible, ubiquitous trendsetter of its own. What better way to commemorate 2010 -- a year when resourcefulness and cost-cutting are themselves more fashionable than ever -- than by combining all these imperatives in one perfect gift? Or you could just buy a Human Centipede poster.

Let's face it: It takes a certain rare kind of person to actually watch the greatest "100% medically accurate" ass-to-mouth horror film ever made, and even when they do, they're not likely to watch it again. So don't bother with a DVD or Blu-ray that'll just sit on a shelf forever; instead, why not bestow art and/or indefinite nausea at every thought of what's going on behind that glass? This is truly the gift that keeps on giving -- nightmares.

$14.99 @ MoviePosterShop.com