· Rev. Thomas J. Euteneuer is a real-life exorcist with a new book on the market (Exorcism and the Church Militant), a robust "e"-to-consonant ratio in his surname, and the straight dirt on the books and movies getting our kids all possessed by the Devil. "'Harry Potter and these Twilight vampires glamorize the power of evil, and this has lead [sic] to many, many cases of possession among young people,'" he said in a new report. "It may begin with a child or teenager simply 'playing around' with the occult, but that seemingly harmless act is 'opening a window' to possession." And don't even get him started on Glee. [Catholic Online]
· The Hollywood Foreign Press Association is said to be high on Red for the Golden Globes. Because, like, obviously. [Gold Derby]
· All that uncertainty you felt about Mel Gibson's future? It was apparently just anticipation of his family court proceedings! I'm breathing so much easier. Also: Kill me. [NYT]
· J.J. Abrams' pilot Alcatraz has connected with Jorge Garcia. The Lost alum will return to Confusion Island for the story of prisoners who mysteriously disappear one day and reappear 30 years later; Garcia is slated to play "the hippy geek Dr. Diego Soto, the world's foremost expert on Alcatraz." [Deadline]
· This is actually a story: "What You Need to Know About Ireland's Historic Naked-Sleepwalker Trial." [Atlantic Wire]
· What's shakin' in North Korea? Oh, nothing, just enriching some uranium, making a few nukes, doo de doo de doo... What did you do this weekend? [NYT]