4. Sarah Palin: 'A Fine-Smelling Republican'
Tom Bergeron admitted to Chelsea Handler that he was a whore for talking to Sarah Palin on Dancing with the Stars. Later, he clarified, once and for all, why Bristol Palin is still dancing.
3. National UnFriend Day's Celebrity Support
Last night, Jimmy Kimmel hosted the first National UnFriend Day -- a holiday designed for people to unfriend the people they are not actually friends with in real life on Facebook -- complete with a celebrity telethon that included Kevin Nealon, Julie Bowen and Fred Willard.
2. Russell Brand Explains Monarchy'
When British comedian Russell Brand visited Conan last night, he made audience members uncomfortable by discussing his bizarre attraction to the Queen of England and Helen Mirren, before discussing his recent nuptials to Katy Perry.
1. In the End Zone With Anne Hathaway
Allow Jake Gyllenhaal to explain what it felt like to be naked with Anne Hathaway while shooting Love & Other Drugs.