20 Alternate Titles For The New Wolverine Sequel

Director Darren Aronofsky revealed the title for his Wolverine sequel yesterday beginning the first part of Nerd Apoplexy. Simply called The Wolverine, it will be set in Japan as Logan must battle a family of samurai-sword wielding ninjas to wed his true love. Aronofsky claimed that it will be a "one-off" standalone project and not a direct sequel to the terrible, terrible, terrible X-Men Origins: Wolverine. While that's awesome news that we're all going to ignore the first movie, I feel like that title just isn't punchy enough. Join me below as I try to brainstorm some alternate titles for Wolvie's return

Our suggestions:

1. Wolverine 2: Let's Pretend The Last One Didn't Happen

2. X-Men Origins: Wolverine: The Hunt For More Colons

3. 2 Fast, 2 Snikt

4. Wolverine: The Rise of Something That Rises

5. 2olverine

6. Wolverine and The Kingdom of the Adamantium Skull

7. Canadian Bacon 2: The Revenge

8. Wolverine: That Australia Movie Didn't Go Over That Well, So Hugh Jackman Needs Money

9. Wolverine 2: The Squeakquel

10. Wolverine: Tokyo Drift

11. I'll Always Know What You Wolverined Last Summer

12. Wolverine: Actually, Let's Pretend The Last Two Movies Didn't Happen

13. Wolverine: Completely Black Eyed Pea-Free

14. Live Free or Wolverine Hard

15. Wolverine: We Can Totally Kill Like 100 People and Still Get a PG-13

16. Wolverine 2: Back 2 Tha Hood

17. Wolverine: Clawed and Fabulous

18. Wolverine 2: Except This Time There's Gonna Be Ninjas and Shit

19. Wolverine Episode 1: The Mutant Menace

20. Wolverine 2: Wolveriner

As always, your own titles are encouraged in the space below.