Last night's debut of Bravo's Fashion Show: Ultimate Collection proved one thing: Iman is already the most superhuman host who ever lived. (And I know who Dinah Shore is.) You may need three pairs of sunglasses to deal with the following five pictures -- each one showing a different personality trait qualifying her to be TV's most fearsome presence. Bow down!
1. Her blase sophistication
2. Her ferocious, er, ferocity.
3. Her no-nonsense hosting.
4. She is a sorceress. She doesn't mind posing like one.
5. Sometimes, even mortals can please her.
"Cesar, congratulations," she said to first winner, following a challenge that was about creating a collection inspired by Iman. "You really captured my elegant side."
That is all, plebeians. That. Is all.