If you liked watching Zach Galifianakis smoke a fake joint on Real Time with Bill Maher, you would have loved watching the portly comedian light up a fake doobie -- while topless and wearing a blue bathing cap for ironic spa purposes -- during last night's penultimate season two episode of Bored to Death. Proceed ahead to see how that visual affected the hipster quotient in last night's "Escape From the Castle!"
Number of Cases Revolving Around a She-He Named Hee: 1, Jonathan was enlisted to deliver a letter to a middle-aged surgeon's fiancee named Hee Cho, which he was quick to point out, "is a common Korean name."
Number of Times Jonathan Tried to Decline a Spontaneous Biopsy Because He Felt Profound Affection For a Mole: 1, after accepting a new assignment from a dermatologist, Jonathan reluctantly submitted to a biopsy, marring his visage for the rest of the episode.
Number of Times That The New Yorker Was Mentioned: 1, in class, a student interrupted to ask if anyone had read that week's New Yorker.
Number of Contest-Winning New Yorker Stories Written About Jonathan Ames: 1.
Number of Inappropriate Teacher-Student Kisses Staged in a Brooklyn College Classroom Between Indie King Jason Schwartzman and Indie Queen Zoe Kazan: 1, which led to the following...
Number of 1950's French Erotic Novels Cited When Requesting a Spanking From Jason Schwartzman's Character: 1, Kazan's character tells Jonathan that she has been interested in role-play ever since reading Story of O.
Number of Times a Janitor Walked in on Jonathan Ames Spanking His Student In Front of a Chalkboard Bearing a Vonnegut Quotation: 1.
Number of Coconut Waters Sipped Thoughtfully While Steaming Letters: 1.
Number of Morning Budweisers Sipped by Ray in a Brooklyn Kitchen Filled With Mismatched Yet Well-Appointed Chairs: 1.
Number of Chauffeur-Driven Orange Mercedes Transporting George, Jonathan and Ray to a Spa: 1.
Number of Pairs of Black Briefs Worn by Zach Galifianakis' Character: 1.
Number of Ladies Locker Rooms Infiltrated by Jonathan: 1.
Number of Towels It Took to Conceal Jonathan's Maleness Enough to (Still Conspicuously) Infiltrate a Ladies Locker Room: 4.
Number of Joints Smoked by Zach Galifianakis While Wearing a Blue Bathing Cap: 1.
Number of He-She's Transported Through a Queens Spa By Two Marijuana-Smoking Men in a Laundry Cart: 1.
Number of Chauffeur-Driven Orange Mercedes Used as a Getaway Car For the He-She: 1.
Number of Graves That a Bathrobe-Wearing Zach Galifianakis Fell Into Last Night: 1.
OVERALL: "I don't procrastinate! I just like to do things later," proclaimed George in last night's episode of Bored to Death, a clever homage to Some Like It Hot and, per usual, marijuana and The New Yorker. It was the perfect retort for the hyper-thinky series and injected enough hipster logic to replace the usual presence of graphic t-shirts, corn cob pipes and double bicycles common to HBO's literary series.