· In the grand tradition of his "Mr. Tambourine Man" and other spoken-word renditions of pop hits, William Shatner "sang" a version of Cee-Lo's viral hit "F*ck You" during yesterday's Lopez Tonight. As expected, it's funny, atmospheric, haunting, and a little grim. Gwyneth Paltrow will cover the same song on Glee, but it's safe to declare Shatner the champion in the battle I just decided they're having. [PopEater]
· Unseen Marilyn Monroe photos and documents are hitting the auction block. Glimpse them! Spoiler: Marilyn's attractive. [Jezebel]
· Those free Australia trips Oprah gave her audience? There might be a momentary snag in the plans: Qantas grounded all of its planes after an engine disintegrated in mid-flight. [RadarOnline]
· Drunk-driving David Cassidy experienced a multicolored bus full of feelings after his arrest. [People]
· Finally, ugh: I hate when a member of Bad Girls Club messes up for real. Catya Washington was busted with coke, ecstasy, 'shrooms, and (wait for it) a gun. [TMZ]