I don't have a lot to add to Joan Rivers's Twitter-based pan of the new Susan Boyle holiday album The Gift, which arrives in stores and online Nov. 9. I just really hope Boyle cites it verbatim on national TV, prompting Rivers's lengthy reconsideration at The Rumpus or somewhere and Boyle's subsequent olive branch in the comments. Also: Didn't Rivers's husband commit suicide? Tacky, tacky, tacky.