If you hate fat people and jokes about the morbidly obese* getting busy on a bed of kettle corn then you would have hated last night's episode of Mike & Molly, "After the Lovin,'" in which CBS's lardy-yet-lovable leads navigate their relationship, well, after the lovin'. (The episode will also be cataloged in Movieline's archives as "The One With the Free Willy Joke.") Join us ahead for this week's extra-large Fat Joke Tracker.
*Note that this joke was made by the morbidly obese...so that makes it better?
"I had such a great weekend with you...buying kettle corn at the farmer's market." -- Mike
-- "Good luck getting that out of the sheets." -- Molly
--"Disgusting." -- Me
"You finally freed Willy and 'we had a great time' is all we get." -- Molly's mother and Molly refuses to provide details about her night with Mike.
"I'm not hungry." -- Mike
-- "Well then I'm not old, black and Christian." -- Mike's best friend's grandmother in disbelief.
"It's like when I eat cake. I can't just have one piece. I have to eat the whole damn thing. And then lick the frosting off the beater. And with men...well, you get the point." -- Molly, on her inability to eat/do anything in moderation.
"I'm just watching your back. Which gets a little wider every time one of these girls breaks your heart." -- Mike's cruel mother to Mike.
"You don't get a body like that by having a mom who's a bad cook." -- Mike's cruel mother to Mike.
"[It's] a good fast though, like the Arby's drive-thru after midnight." -- Mike, romantically describing the speed of his relationship with Molly.