Controversy-prone singer/actress Taylor Momsen stunned her audience Saturday night when she provocatively tore open her shirt to reveal a small infant alien hungrily gnawing through her underage torso. Coming mere days after she exposed her breasts, many in the crowd assumed it was another publicity stunt until Momsen, seemingly more glassy-eyed than usual, fell to the ground in a bloody heap; the ravenous Xenomorph leapt out of her massive chest wound to scurry towards the tour bus and could not be reached for comment. Momsen was best known for her role on Gossip Girl, her band The Pretty Reckless, and her work as Ship Party Coordinator aboard the salvage ship Nostromo.
