UPDATE: Model/Psychopath Jason Voorhees has brutally slaughtered the cast of Gossip Girl, hacking them to bits in seeming retribution for their sexual promiscuity. Brushing off Jessica Szohr's steaming entrails off his shoulder and placing them next to Penn Badgley's still-beating heart, Voohees gave no official comment. The only known survivor of the merciless bloodbath was Connor Paolo, who plays Eric van der Woodsen, who has yet to have an on-screen kiss. Developing...