Helpless Bull Gifted To Katy Perry And Russell Brand Against Its Will

Newlyweds, and professional irritants, Katy Perry and Russell Brand can't have just any wedding gift. They're zany and crazy and super, super hip -- they even got married at a tiger sanctuary! That's why PETA India decided to give the two lovebirds what every multinational superstar couple wants : A bull.

Poorva Joshipura of PETA India had this to say about the young bull named, shockingly, Russell : "as Russell Brand embarks on his new life as a married man, Russell the bullock has also been given a new lease on life--the heavy loads he once pulled have been lifted from his shoulders for good." Why do people keep encouraging these two? Worse yet, doesn't Poorva know how much fear Katy's rack instilled in the residents of Sesame Street?

It is unsure where exactly this poor unfortunate bull will be housed -- hopefully far, far away from its new owners. And if for some horribly unfortunate reason it does get stuck with the couple, let's all pray it does not try to look up Katy's skirt.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand: The Weirdest Wedding Gift Ever?! [E! Online via Reuters]