When word broke Tuesday morning about Charlie Sheen's naked (and possibly addled) destruction of a hotel room in the Plaza Hotel, my imagination ran wild. Did Sheen pull a Hangover and toss his mattress out the window? Did he throw a television across the room in some feat of Hulkian strength? Did he...well, really, what else could he do to a hotel room? There aren't a lot of movable parts. Now though, thanks to TMZ, there is photographic evidence of Sheen's "hotel carnage." Can you handle the carnage? Click ahead to witness the horror...
...or, just a broken chair. Come to think of it, that chair might not even be broken; maybe Sheen just knocked it over when he was rushing around to answer the phone.
True, his bed is a little messy, but that's what the maids are for, right? Right!
Anyway, about the most shocking thing here is that Sheen still rocks Marlboro Reds. Good for him. Developing... Sheening...
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