Late Night Highlights: About that Time John Stamos Was Offered the Role of a Bisexual Male Hooker

When it comes to Halloween-themed sets, Jimmy Fallon has got the market cornered. And when it comes to making Jimmy Fallon crack up for four and a half minutes straight, it is Joan Rivers -- who last night talked about the female Viagra endorsement she lost out on and the Chilean miner she is marrying. Elsewhere, John Stamos discussed the bisexual male hooker role that he could have had, Stephen Colbert threatened a New York Times employee and Robert Downey, Jr. talked about his fascination with Hoarders.

4. From Full House to Bisexual Male Hooker

When Glee guest star John Stamos visited Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, he talked about the horrible prank he played on Full House co-star Bob Saget and Ryan Murphy's original pitch to him.

3. Robert Downey, Jr.'s Foosball Legacy

The Sherlock Holmes star stopped by The Tonight Show to talk about the kind of skills he teaches his progeny, the time he did not insert a garden hose into an inappropriate place and his secret fascination with Hoarders.

2. Joan Rivers' Big Announcement

The comedy legend cracked up Jimmy Fallon last night by talking about the Chilean miner who went down on her, constipation and her problem with Sally Fields.

1. Stephen Colbert: A Crossword Legend

"Don't make me put on my rings," Stephen Colbert threatened New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz last night, after finding out that Shortz had used the Comedy Central personality's rally in a recent crossword without sharing a cut of the profits.

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